please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
did i walk over a car last night?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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