Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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