i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Your penis caused this!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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