Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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