i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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