See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
