I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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