when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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