Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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