Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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