just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I need you to use more vowels.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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