Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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