Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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