My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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