So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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