I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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