I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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