you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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