we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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