I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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