She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i permit you to call me
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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