She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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