are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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