Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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