the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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