I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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