she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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