can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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