Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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