Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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