ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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