I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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