I heard we made out
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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