he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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