I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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