I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It was confusing and full of hummus
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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