At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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