so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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