People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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