I want to stick my p in your. b.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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