Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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