girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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