Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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