piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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