his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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