they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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