i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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