No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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