The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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