ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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