So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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