she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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