Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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